seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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