I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
