I bet he comes in French.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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