I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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