your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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