too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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