Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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