I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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