i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dicks are not precious.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
