he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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