Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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