He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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