You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
