Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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