This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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