Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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