Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
The power of my boobs compel you
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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