i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
