I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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