i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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