He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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