ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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