It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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