grandma shit on top of the toilet
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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