I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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