STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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