K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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