No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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