Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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