Small penises have feelings too.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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