How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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