why didn't you poke me back
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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