did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
tell me about the eggs
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