we have officially lost it.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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