so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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