just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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