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say what?
wanna hang out?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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