Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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