Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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