Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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