i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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