i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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