I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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