This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
