So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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