My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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