i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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