hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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