Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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