so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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