gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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