what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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