it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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