I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
