If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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