dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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