You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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