just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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