i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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