My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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