Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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